Apparently Tucker Carlson has had a dangerous encounter with a rubber duck which apparently made him slip and he has sent this missive as doctors try to extract his head from his rectum:
"The point of that package was guns are scary, gun owners are a threat to you and your children," he said. "The truth is, well, obviously a child's death is the worst tragedy imaginable. Far more children died last year drowning in their bathtubs than were killed accidentally by guns."Hordes of liberals roaming the streets with scented candles and aroma therapy books!
"So, I would like to see a package on, do you have a bathtub at home? Because I need to know that before I send my child over to your house," he added. "A little perspective might be helpful."
Concealed carry bath salts!
Goddammit, why are these people not immediately mocked when they spout such drivel?
Aw heck Tucker come on over and let you kids play with the landmines, we will send them back home for their bath-time, don't you worry your cotton socks about it none.
There is a difference between accidents when doing normal necessary daily activities and doing normal things like shopping in the toy aisle armed to the teeth. This does not help make anyone safer, in fact it adds to any perceived risk.